Red Notice
It doesn’t matter what you do, only matters what they think you’ve done.
14 November 2021
FBI agent Dwayne Johnson tracks art thieves Ryan Reynolds and Gal Gadot as they race to find a lost artefact that belonged to Cleopatra.
The real heist here is how anyone made off with $200 million and wound up with this low-effort slog of a film. Its three big stars doing the same shit they do in every film, down to the cloying self-aware jokes.
Lazy uninspired dross.