Having won the Trojan war, King Odysseus (Matt Damon) goes on a voyage of several years to get home. Back home in Ithaca, his wife (Anne Hathaway) begins to think he has gone missing and has to fend off numerous potential suitors.
Bear (Michael Johnston) wishes that his crush Nikki would love him (Inde Navarette). When that wish is granted, things quickly go awry.
In 1970s America, a budding actress (Anna Kendrick) gets told by her agent to go on a dating show to help further her career. One of the male contestants (Daniel Zovatto) is a serial killer who murders young women.
Went to Legoland! It was hot!
A nervy couple (Olivia Wilde, Seth Rogen) invite their cool but intense neighbours (Edward Norton, Penelope Cruz) over to dinner.